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We will ship out the item right away when it arrives in stock.There is 15% restock fees for all cancellations before we ship out the item.
Due to Per Policy, all pre-order items are scheduled to ship within 30 days after purchasing~
This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors.
Not your average teddy bear!
He's the whimsical wonder of Seth MacFarlane's Ted film.
This Ted Talking Plush with Moving Mouth says some raunchy stuff.
Speaks 5 phrases, including the Thunder Song!
This Ted R-Rated & Dirty Version 16-Inch Talking Plush with Moving Mouth features the whimsical wonder of Seth MacFarlane's Ted
film. He'll keep you entertained for hours! Ted looks so cute and
innocent, but he's really nothing of the sort. In fact, he's quite the
raunchy little guy when he starts saying stuff. You'd never expect it
from a teddy bear, but that just goes to show that you can't judge a
book by its cover! You'll love this 16-inch, 1:1 scale Ted Plush, even
if he does say some bawdy clips from Ted. Requires 3x "AA" batteries (replaceable), included. They should last about 3,000 hits. Ages 18 and up.
The R-rated version of the Talking Ted Plush with Moving Mouth speaks 5 phrases from the Ted movie (subject to change):
"Yeah, I mean, y-you know when you sewed me up you put some of the
stuffing in the wrong places so I'm-I'm a little f$!#ed up, but will you
take care of me for ever and ever?... Aha! I'm just kidding you! I
thought it'd be funny if you thought I was f$!#ing retarded."
"You ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? 'Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Harder!
Harder! Oh, God, that was so good! Now I'm gonna stuff my f$!#in' face
with Pepperidge Farm.'"
"Well you never should've trusted me, I'm on drugs!"
"Alright c'mon, let's sing the Thunder Song. When you hear the sound
of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your Thunder Buddy and
say these magic words: F$!# you, Thunder! You can suck my d$!#. You
can't get me, Thunder, 'cause you're just God's farts (makes fart
noise)."
"Oh f$!# that, it's been 4 years, Johnny! You and me
have been together for 27 years; where's my ring, huh? Where's my ring, $!#hole? Where's my ring, mother f$!#er? Put it on my fuzzy finger, you
f$!#! C'mon!"
Age:
18+
Size:16-inches tall
Gender:Unisex
Batteries Included:Yes
Battery Type:3 x AA
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Due to Per Policy, all pre-order items are scheduled to ship within 30 days after purchasing~
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