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Ted 24-inch R-rated Talking Plush Teddy Bear Movie New For Sale

 Ted 24-inch R-rated Talking Plush Teddy Bear Movie New

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100% Authentic Ted 24-Inch R-Rated Talking Plush Teddy Bear From Commonwealth Toys

This is a Pre-Order Item

- Shipping time is will be April 26,2013

(updated by the Manufacturer)

We will ship out the item right away when it arrives in stock.There is 15% restock fees for all cancellations before we ship out the item.

Due to Per Policy, all pre-order items are scheduled to ship within 30 days after purchasing~



This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors.

  • Not your average teddy bear!
  • He's the whimsical wonder of Seth MacFarlane's Ted film.
  • This talking plush says some raunchy stuff!
Carry the whimsical wonder of Seth MacFarlane's Ted film around with you! This Ted R-Rated 24-Inch (life size)Talking Plush will keep you entertained for countless hours. He looks so cute and innocent, but he's really nothing of the sort. In fact, he's quite the raunchy little guy when he starts saying stuff. You'd never expect it from a teddy bear, but that just goes to show that you can't judge a book by its cover! You'll love this 24-inch, 1:1 scale Ted Plush, even if he talks and says some bawdy clips from Ted. You can not change the batteries in Ted as they are irreplaceable. They should last about 3,000 hits. Please note that the mouth does not move.

The R-Rated version of the Talking Ted Plush features the following 5 phrases from the Ted movie (subject to change):

"Yeah, I mean, y-you know when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places so I'm - I'm a little f#!#ed up, but will you take care of me for ever and ever?... Aha! I'm just kidding you! I thought it'd be funny if you thought I was f#!#ing retarded."
"You ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? 'Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good! Now I'm gonna stuff my f#!#in' face with Pepperidge Farm.'"
"Well you never should've trusted me. I'm on drugs!"
"Alright c'mon, let's sing the Thunder Song. When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your Thunder Buddy and say these magic words: F#!# you, Thunder! You can suck my d#!#. You can't get me, Thunder, 'cause you're just God's farts (makes fart noise)."
"Oh f#!# that. It's been 4 years, Johnny! You and me have been together for 27 years. Where's my ring, huh? Where's my ring, #!#hole? Where's my ring, mother f#!#er? Put it on my fuzzy finger, you f#!#! C'mon!"

Age: 18+ Size:24-inches tall

What does Pre-Order means?Although this item may arrive at any time, we expect the manufacturer to release it in the month and year listed next to the item above. Please note that this date is subject to change at any time due to possible, and often likely, manufacturer delays. Therefore, after you order, please check with us for updated availability information. We ship on a first-come, first served basis, so your order will be processed and shipped in the order it was received.


  • In Stock items will be shipped out in 1 business days.
  • Pre-order items will ship out as the time showed above.
  • Due to Per Policy, all pre-order items are scheduled to ship within 30 days after purchasing~
  • All shipments in USA includes tracking number!! Tracking # is not provided for international shipments.
  • Buyer can request for insurance with additional charge.
  • We ship worldwide (residential or commercial address only, except P.O. Box or APO)


  • There is 15% restock fees for all cancellation before we ship out the item.
  • 14daysrefund or exchangeONLY for defected items after receiving items.

    Please contact us if something wrong with our items, we will work it out before leaving a negative response.

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