Brian Wilson Garden Gnome Collectible Figurine Sf Giants Fear The Beard For Sale

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This listing featuresBrian WilsonGarden Gnome pictured above. It is approximately 7" tall and weighs15 ounces out of the box. It is packaged in aprinted clamshell box.

Wilson Gnome being hand painted at the factory

This gnome portrays Wilson in his classic pose with his arms crossed after saving a game. He isdepicted wearing his controversial Nikeorange baseball shoes.During the All Star gamein 2010,Brian was supplied by MLB with orange cleats. He wore the same shoes to a game on July 28th and was fined $1,000 after Marlin's manager Edwin Rodriguez complained that the shoes "were too bright, too flashy".Wilson's clever reaction was to fill in half of the shoewith ablack Sharpie for his next save opportunity.

Wilson's response when interviewed aftersaving the game was gnomical. "I'm surprised he hasn't asked for these to be drug-tested for performance-enhancing cleats, because apparently they throw 97 to 100 with cut if you put them on and the ball magically disappears". Wilson truly is the most interesting man in the world.

Wilson Gnome Clone Wars!

This very uniquecollectible quality Gnome has been handcarved (the original mold)and hand painted. They arein stock and ship normally same day if the order is received before 3:00 PM Pacific Standard Time.

Four views of the Wilson Gnome

TheSGA Brian Wilson Gnome pictured below (sponsored by CSN-Bay Area) was given away by the GiantsonMay 20thto the first 20,000 fans. Some are available to purchase on .

Picture of May 20th SGA Brian Wilson Gnome presentedto first 20,000 fans

Historically gnomes originate in 19th century Germany, where they became known as Gartenzwerg (literally "garden dwarf"). They were placed in gardens to protect from evil sorcery. (Source - Wikipedia)

It is highly recommendedthat you locate yourWilson Gnome in your gardenor yard to ward off evilLA Dodger sorcery (especially now since they are under new ownership). Maybe include some other Giants' bobbleheads in your collection to form a balanced defensive and offensive perimeter. Buy an extra gnome forinsideyour house or to place on your desk at the office.Maybe it will ward off evil boss sorcery. Don't forgetone for your boat or car. They also make a great present for that special Giants fan in your life.

Payments are usually made immediately via PayPal but must be made within 7 days. Buying transactions not completed within this timeframe will be cancelled under the reason "We have both agreed not to complete the transaction" & "Buyer purchased item by mistake or changed mind". The buyer must respond to the email to finalize the cancelation and avoid an issue.

In the United States the item will be shipped via United States Postal Service (USPS) First Class Mail and will normally go in the mail within 8 hours but no later than 24 hours after payment is received. USPS advertises a 2-5 day delivery time within the United States which is based on business days. Mail is sorted and processed every day but not delivered on Sundays and government holidays.

Outside the USA the item will be shipped via USPS First Class Mail International. Rates and delivery times vary based on item weight and buyer location.

If experiencing "buyer's remorse", items purchased in this listing may be returned in new condition at buyer's expense for a full product refund within 30 days of delivery.

On rare occasion a product may be delivered in less than perfect condition. If the buyer receives an item that has been damaged then please contact Larry through to inform him of the nature of the problem. Arrangements will be make to return the item and exchange it for a new one.

SplashHit is a blog founded by Larry Ellison of Fairfield, California. Larry is famous for having retrieved back to back Barry Bonds milestone home runs (660 & 661) in his kayak on Opening Day and Opening Night in 2004. Larry also designs and sells unique baseball products for fans everywhere.

Note: This Larry Ellison is NOT the same Larry Ellison who is the eccentric billionaire founder and CEO of Oracle Corporation in California. Consequently this Larry Ellison is not able to provide donations for worthy causes or investment capital. If this Larry Ellison was the other Larry Ellison he would be generous like Bill Gates and Warren Buffet and donate billions every year.

Good luck in trying to reach the other Larry Ellison. If by chance you are successful then please let this Larry know so he can try to get a ride on the other Larry's corporate jet or better yet on his racing yacht during his defense of the America's Cup in San Francisco in 2012-2013.

This Larry Ellison was once confused by the media of being the other Larry Ellison after he retrieved milestone homeruns. People who know the other Larry Ellison realize how ridiculous this mistaken identity was.

This Larry Ellison later participated in a roast in Oracle's internal magazine "Oracle Suites" comparing their Larry Ellison with him. While both Larry's are about the same age, were adopted by a man with a last name of Ellison, sold software, like boats, are San Francisco Giants fans; that is where the similarities end.

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