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14 ounces of delicious unicorn meat, canned for your convenience
Measures 19.7cms high
Imported from a small independent cannery in County Meath, Ireland
Okay, for real: you can't eat this. It's a dismembered stuffed unicorn in a
The Long of It :
Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world,
pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go.
What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan,
they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland.
The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these
elegant creatures through their final days. Taking a cue from the Kobe beef
industry, they massage each unicorn's coat with Guinness daily and fatten them
on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn. As the unicorn ages, its meat
becomes fatty and marbled and the living bone in the horn loses density in a
process much like osteoporosis. The horn's outer layer of keratin begins to
develop a flavour very similar to candied almonds. Blending the crushed unicorn
horn into the meat adds delightful, crispy flavour notes in each bite. We are
confident you will find a world of bewilderment in every mouthful of scrumptious
Take home these 14-ounces of
delicious unicorn meat, canned for your convenience Imported from a small
independent cannery in County Meath, Ireland.
Crunchy horn bits in every bite- an
excellent source of Calcium. Tastes like rotisserie chicken but with a hint of
marshmallow sweetness. Easily spreadable for sandwiches, hors d'oeuvres, and
more. Sparkly meat lends the unmistakable air of class and sophistication to
your parties! Unlike other meats, unicorn fat is polyunsaturated and lowers your
LDL cholesterol. Not yet approved by the USDA or FDA, but the nuns have eaten it
for centuries and they're healthy as horses.
Okay, for real: you can't eat this.
It's a dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can. The bottom of the tin is easily
removable to gain access to the mini dead unicorn inside. No can opener needed!
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