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In Stock Ted 24-inch R-rated Talking Plush Teddy Bear Full Size New With Red Tag For Sale
IN STOCK Ted 24-INCH R-Rated Talking Plush Teddy Bear Full Size NewWith Red Tag(Ready to ship)UPC: 022286942553 item # :CW94064R Licensed by Commonwealth 100% Genuine products.
This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors
Not your average teddy bear!
He's the whimsical wonder of Seth MacFarlane'sTedfilm.
This talking plush with moving mouth says some raunchy stuff.
Carry the whimsical wonder of Seth MacFarlane'sTedfilm around with you! This Ted R-Rated 24-Inch ( lift size) Talking Plush will keep you entertained for countless hours. He looks so cute and innocent, but he's really nothing of the sort. In fact, he's quite the raunchy little guy when he starts saying stuff. You'd never expect it from a teddy bear, but that just goes to show that you can't judge a book by its cover! You'll love this 24-inch, 1:1 scale Ted Plush, even if he talks and says some bawdy clips fromTed.You can not change the batteries in Ted as they are irreplaceable.They should last about 3,000 hits. Please note that the mouth does not move. Ages 18 and up.
The R-Rated version of the Talking Ted Plush features the following 5 phrases from theTedmovie (subject to change):
Yeah, I mean, y-you know when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places so I'm-I'm a little f@!#ed up, but will you take care of me for ever and ever?... Aha! I'm just kidding you! I thought it'd be funny if you thought I was f@!#ing retarded.
You ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good! Now I'm gonna stuff my f@!#in' face with Pepperidge Farm."
Well you never should've trusted me, I'm on drugs!
Alright c'mon, let's sing the Thunder Song. When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your Thunder Buddy and say these magic words: F@!# you, Thunder! You can suck my d@!#. You can't get me, Thunder, 'cause you're just God's farts (makes fart noise).
Oh f@!# that, it's been 4 years, Johnny! You and me have been together for 27 years; where's my ring, huh? Where's my ring, @!#hole? Where's my ring, mother f@!#er? Put it on my fuzzy finger, you f@!#! C'mon!
Package Weight: 5lb
Size: 24-inches tall
Batteries included: Yes
Celebrities: Seth Macfarlane
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