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New 2012 Massive Jack O' Lantern Deluxe W/led Eyes Halloween Costume Scarecrow For Sale
Lord
Grimley Presents the sale of:
Jack O' Lantern CostumeSPECIAL NOTE: THIS ITEM WILL SHIP AUG 1st LIMITED QUANTITY
This sale is for one Jack O' Lantern Costume. This is a professional quality costume that you have to see to believe. This costume comes with the follow: Mask, Gloves, Burlap Tunic, Rope Belt. The Mask is 22" tall with stunning detail and led eyes that work off of a 9 volt battery(NOT INCLUDED). Eye slits are just below the LEDs. The gloves measure 18" long and should fit a normal size hand. Your satisfaction on this item is guaranteed.
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Lord Grimley thanks you for taking
time to view this excellent
item. To make sure everything goes smoothly he’d like you to know
the following:
All items are brand new
and in their original packaging. We do
not ship out damaged merchandise unless we explicitly state that the
sale is for “less than new” product. Everything is lovingly
packed by our shipping Goon and sent on its way to your door.
Lord Grimley does not
accept responsibility for damages that occur
during shipment. All items are shipped via US Postal Service
unless you request some other service, (which may cost extra – please
inquire before you offer).
If you have any
questions about the product up for sale Lord Grimley
would like you to ask his minions
BEFORE you place a offer. Once
you place a offer you are legally bound to purchase the item, (if you
win), and Lord Grimley employs thousands of lawyers all over the world
who have nothing better to do than enforce little things like that, so
don’t think you’re going to pull a fast one!
buyers who have
received negative response within the last six months,
and/or buyers who have less than 5 positive response must e-mail Lord
Grimley’s minions before they place a offer. Lord Grimley wants to
make sure everyone is happy with the sale and that everyone
understands the rules of the game.
Lord Grimley insists
that all sales be paid for within fourteen (14)
days of the end of the sale. Please make sure to contact his
minions if you plan to pay by any method other than Paypal. No
product will ship until payment is received. Also, payments
received after 12:00 pm, CST on Thursday will ship the following Monday.
Multiple sales will
be combined into as few boxes as possible and
the shipping rates may be less than the total for all sales.
If you win more than one sale please wait until you receive an
invoice from Lord Grimley’s minions before you pay for the sales.
International buyers
must contact Lord Grimley’s minions prior to
offerding for shipping costs and availability. We're sorry, but we can no
longer ship to APO addresses. Please bear this in mind before
offerding.
While the shipping Goon
tries to get everything out as quickly as
possible, Lord Grimley does not accept responsibility for
delivery dates. If you need to have an item by a certain date
please contact the minions and arrange for a different delivery method.
As the shipping office
is located in Louisiana, sales tax will be added
to any purchase that will be delivered to a Louisiana address, but to
compensate you will receive up to 25% off the shipping costs.
Please wait to receive an invoice from Lord Grimley’s minions before
you pay for the sale if you live in Louisiana.
Lord Grimley wants you
to be happy with your purchase. If you
have any questions or concerns about anything please contact his
minions and pester them relentlessly until they respond. After
all, who cares if the minions are happy?
You can reach Lord
Grimley’s minions at: Sales@LordGrimley.com
Lord Grimley wishes you
good luck on your offerding and a terrifyingly
good evening.
Lord Grimley wants to know
if
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New 2012 Massive Jack O' Lantern Deluxe W/led Eyes Halloween Costume Scarecrow: $350
