Ten… Uh… Nine Commandments Charm Bracelet - 6th Missing - Serial Killer Jewelry? For Sale
The Ten… Uh… Nine Commandments charm bracelet, featuring commandments 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9 and 10. This lovely silver-tone charm bracelet features a more permissive version of divine law, free from that whole "thou shalt not kill" dogma. The perfect way to tell that special, homicidal someone "The Big Guy Upstairs loves you for who you are, and so do I - now put down that knife and give me a hug!" Whether the occasion is getting together for the "Dexter" series finale or a change in medication, nothing says I'll be there with the bleach and alibi corroboration like this unique piece of jewelry. Nine Commandment Jewelry: because she might be just another unknown subject to a behavioral profiling task force, but she's always a woman to you.(The buyer assumes all responsibility- and mortality- if this gift fails to quell murderous rage. Under no circumstances should this item be used to soften the impact of provocative statements such as "just because the voices in your head said it doesn't mean it's true" and "that hockey mask makes you look fat.")Insurance and expedited shipping available for an additional cost.Discounted shipping available on multiple wins.
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Ten… Uh… Nine Commandments Charm Bracelet - 6th Missing - Serial Killer Jewelry?: $8