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The Original Dump-a-Trump Pen Holder - Funny Donald Trump White Elephant Gift and Christmas Present
Make America's Desks Great Again! The Dump-a-Trump Pen Holder is here to remind us sometimes politics is just a big joke. If you're as amused by Trump as we are, we know you'll love the Dump-a-Trump. We designed it to be extremely high quality, realistic, and hilarious. This one of a kind product is sure to get a lot of attention and laughs from your friends and around the office. Holds a variety of objects. Features a HUUUUUGE hole that easily holds pens, pencils, paint brushes, sunglasses, vape pens and more. Works great as a paperweight. Weighing 1.5lbs and with a flat bottom base, it's perfect for keeping any document safely on your desk and away from public eye (for example a birth certificate) Extremely high-quality and durable. Designed to look just like the Donald himself. Each Dump-a-Trump is hand-crafted and hand-painted. Just read our reviews to hear how good it actually looks. Buy it for yourself or send it to a friend or relative. The perfect way to prank your favorite republican. What can you fit in Trump's big hole?
- THE ORIGINAL PEN HOLDER. Don't fall for all the other cheaply made knockoffs. This is the original copyrighted Dump-a-Trump Pen Holder. Just read our excellent reviews.
- PEN HOLDER & PAPERWEIGHT. Easily holds a variety of objects including pens, paintbrushes, sunglasses, or even a Pence pencil. Flat bottom makes for a perfect paperweight.
- HIGH QUALITY & DURABLE. Expertly hand-crafted to look exactly like the real Donald Trump. Even includes the signature Donald Trump hair and Make America Great Again hat.
- FUNNY GIFT & NOVELTY PRESENT. A great gag gift for men. Makes for a funny white elephant gift or the best Christmas gift idea.
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