Jones Soda Dungeons & Dragons Limited Edition Collectible D&D Fantasy RPG

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Jones Soda Dungeons & Dragons Limited Edition Collectible D&D Fantasy RPG:
$75.00

Free mystery schwag included! Yay!
Please note that your schwag may not necessarily be related to the item in this listing. And please don’t complain if you don’t like it - it’s free! :)

Item
Limited Edition Jones Soda Dungeons & Dragons – 6 Bottles

Condition
Brand new and sealed.

Shipping & Handling
Free expedited shipping. US only (including Alaska and Hawaii). No international shipping, APO/FPO or PO Boxes. I will make every effort to send your item out by the next business day. Please keep in mind that free shipping for these sodas is an awesome deal considering how much the bottles weight and how much care will need to go into packing the glass bottles.

Payment
Paypal only. Serious buyers only please! No need to rain on anyone else\'s parade! Unpaid items are subject to relisting within 2 days.

Returns
No returns allowed.

Item Description/Details

I’m moving and have to part with many of my collectibles. =(

After vanquishing the giant evil dragon that has plagued the land for centuries, you eagerly scan the hoard of treasures that no soul has previously laid eyes upon and lived to describe. And you find that you have stumbled upon a truly rare find…

…6 glorious bottles of a Limited Edition collection of Jones Sodas – Dungeons & Dragons Edition! As you dust off the bottles, you find the following “flavors” shown on each bottle:

Dwarven Draught
Bigby’s Crushing Thirst Destroyer
Sneak Attack
Eldritch Blast
Illithid Brain Juice
Potion of Healing (and this one is free of sugar!)

And as you contemplate this rare treasure, your good and evil sides war within. Should you divvy up this find with your fellow adventurers? Or do you hoard it for yourself to gaze upon the full collection in your later years – to reminisce about the day you defeated the majestic yet evil dragon? That is a hard choice that you will have to make on your own.

As you carry the bottles down from the mountain, you realize that these are ancient and you do not know what spell the dragon may have cast on them over the years. You understand that they should not be drunk but enjoyed for their beauty only. As you near the group, you stow the bottles into your Bag of Holding to contemplate the fate of the Jones Sodas at a later time.

Thanks for reading my cheezy story! =)