Novelty Grow Your Own Boobs Adult Diabolical Joke Stag Hen Party Funny
When you click on links to various merchants on this site and make a purchase, this can result in this site earning a commission. Affiliate programs and affiliations include, but are not limited to, the eBay Partner Network.
Novelty Grow Your Own Boobs Adult Diabolical Joke Stag Hen Party Funny:
$5.86
Urban Trading Online - Novelty Grow Your Own Boobs Adult Diabolical Joke Stag Hen Party Funny Urban Trading Online - Novelty Grow Your Own Boobs Adult Diabolical Joke Stag Hen Party Funny
- Listing > Urban Trading Online > Novelty Grow Your Own Boobs Adult Diabolical Joke Stag Hen Party Funny
- Home
- About Us
- Returns Policy
- Payment Information
- Delivery
- Q&A
- Brand Search Adidas Almay Ambi Pur Aquafresh Arsenal Astor Azzaro Barcelona Barry M Ben 10 Benefit Bestway Big Sexy Lips Bijan Biore Black By Design Blackberry Blue Stratos Body Collection Bourjois Boyz Toys Britney Spears Bronze Ambition Brut Burberry Cacharel Cadburys Calvin Klein Carex Celine Chelsea Christina Aguilera Clarins Clean Clear Clinique Constance Carroll Cover Girl Crabtree Evelyn Cutex Davidoff Diesel Disney Elegant Touch Elizabeth Arden Ellen Betrix England Everton Evian Eylure FCUK Freedom Garnier Gillette Givenchy Glade GOSH Hard Candy Haribo Heat In A Click Hedkandi Hugo Boss Impulse Institut Esthederm J Lo Jeff Banks Juvena Kent Cosmetics Kylie Minogue L'Oreal Lancome Leeds United Leonardo Linda Papadopoulos Liverpool Luna Lynx Manchester United Manicare Mars Max Factor Maybelline Montagne Jeunesse Nestle Neutrogena Nicky Clarke Nina Ricci Nivea Nokia Olay Old Spice Paul Smith Piz Buin Plain Lazy Playboy Polaroid Posner Pout Pro Impressions Rapport Revlon Rimmel Rizla RoC Rolson Sally Hansen Scholl Schwarzkopf Sony Ericsson Spa Sciences Stargazer Technic Theramed Therma Flex TIGI Too Faced Tottenham Transformulas Trevor Sorbie Trim Ultima Urban Decay Urban Rites Vaseline Versace Vidal Sassoon Vosene W7 West Ham United Witch Xavier Laurent YSL
- Shop categories
- Shop pages
Place in water to see it grow to full size after 3 days. When removed from the water item shrinks back to its original size. Can grow up to 600% its size! Can be grown again and again!
Please Note: This is an Adult novelty joke gift. Not for play by children. Non-toxic. Not for comsumption.
Orders weighing over 1.5kg for Highlands & Islands, Northern Ireland, Isles of Scilly, and Channel Islands (Jersey and Guernsey) will be subject to an additional delivery charge. Also any next day upgrades are usually delivered within 48 hours delivery. If you have any questions please contact us before buying. ProductFeatures: Brand The Diabolical Gift People Type: Novelty Condition: New Urban SKU DIABO-11759-B5078
About Us Returns Policy Payment Info Delivery Q&A Terms & Conditions
Here at Urban Trading you get Top Quality Brands at Rock Bottom Prices!
We deliver from Monday - Friday to all our UK and International customers. Our Warehouses are operational 7-days-a-week, so we can prepare and dispatch your items within 24 hours.
Mission Statement:Our mission is to provide YOU with products that meet your exact standards, with the lowest possible prices and HIGHEST level of service. We pride ourselves with helping customers by offering After-Sales support, and we aim for a 100% POSITIVE level of service and satisfaction – We love to help our customers.
How can you offer such good prices?We are able to offer impressive prices as we are Wholesalers who directly buy our products from specially selected manufacturers and distributors.
Where exactly do you sell?We sell both domestically and internationally to customers, and also supply to trade at Wholesale prices. Any Trade enquiries for large quantities are always welcome.
Why should we buy from you?
- All items in stock are dispatched within 24 hours
- Shipping within the UK is FREE on ‘Buy it Now’
- We are 100% secure, safe and trustworthy
- All emails are responded to within 24 hours or sooner
- We offer a no quibble 30 Day money-back-guarantee
- Our international shipping costs are kept to a minimum
- We are customer focused and provide After-Sales support
Who are Urban Trading?Urban Trading is our trading name for ‘Urban Trading GRP Limited’ which was established and incorporated at The Registrar of Companies for England and Wales (Company No 6932270). Urban Trading GRP Limited is a VAT registered business in the United Kingdom (VAT Registration No GB978509854).
Contact Us
If you have any issues or queries please contact us:
Urban Trading
Unit 7 Bevan Close
Finedon Road Industrial Estate
Wellingborough
Northamptonshire
NN8 4BL
Please use messaging system
30 Day - Returns PolicyPlease send your item, once you are issued a Returns (RMA) Number to the following address:
RMA Number: Urban Trading
Returns Department
Unit 7 Bevan Court
Bevan Close,
Finedon Road Industrial 4BL
United Kingdom
Your statutory rights are not affected by this Returns Policy.
..s
Please enter your username as your payment reference.
Bank: HSBC
Sort Code: 40-46-03
Account Number: 42165287
Please let us know once payment has been made so that we can quickly dispatch your item once we have received the payment.
IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR ALL INTERNATIONAL BUYERS
Below is a list of the services we are able to offer:
UKRoyal Mail Standard: FREE delivery usually within 2-5 working days from date of dispatch. sales Listing may be subject to Postage, Packaging and Handling charges
Express 24 Hour Service (Cost £4.95): Next Working Day Delivery from date of dispatch. One Payment regardless of the number of items purchased
International
Royal Mail Standard Air Mail: Delivery usually within 3-5 working days from date of dispatch
Royal Mail International Signed For: Delivery usually within 3-5 working days of dispatch
Parcel Force Worldwide: Delivery usually within 2-5 working days from date of dispatch
- When will my item be dispatched?
- How long will it take for my item to arrive?
- Can I have a tracking number?
- Do you combine shipping?
- What do I do if my item is received damaged?
- What if I have received the wrong order?
- What happens if I purchase an item which is out of stock?
- Do you ship internationally?
- How do I return an item?
- Can you send my item to another address?
- What payment methods do you accept?
- Do all of your prices include VAT?
- My item arrived too late, can I return it?
- Can I collect my item?
- Wholesale Job Lots
When will my item be dispatched? We aim to dispatch all items within 24-hours of receiving cleared payment from Monday to Friday. You will receive a confirmation email once your item has been dispatched.
How long will it take for my item to arrive? We aim to dispatch all items within 24-hours of receiving cleared payment from Monday to Friday. You will receive a confirmation email once your item has been dispatched. Delivery is usually within 2-5 working days (99% of the times), however on very rare cases please allow up to 15 working days for UK orders to arrive.
International orders usually arrive within 5-14 days (99% of the times) but in very rare cases please allow up to 20 days for European Destinations and 25 working days Rest of the World. These are Royal Mail's constraints not ours and ALL UK sellers are subjected to these and governed by these regulations as Royal Mail do not consider a parcel as lost until the number of days stated have lapsed. We would rather be honest and tell you upfront. If after this time your order has still not arrived please contact us and we will deal with Royal Mail for claims and you will not be left out of pocket.
Can I have a tracking number? If you require a tracking number for your order please make sure that you have purchased a recorded or Signed For service. For orders within the UK we can upgrade your shipping to Recorded/Tracked service for an extra fee. For International orders we recommend that you purchase Royal Mail International Signed For delivery if you require a tracking number.
Do you combine shipping? Yes we do, the more you buy the more you save (excluding Free Shipping items). Please note once a payment is made we cannot amend the total. We therefore ask that you request a total once you have finished shopping with us and before making your payment. We will then be able to combine your orders into one invoice with discounted shipping.
What do I do if my item is received damaged? Any damages must be reported within 24-hours of receiving the item. Full reimbursement will be made if the item is damaged during transit. Please contact us directly to arrange a refund or replacement. Evidence of damage will be required in order for us to proceed with your claim; however you may not need to return the item.
What if I have received the wrong order? Please contact us within 24-hours if you have received the wrong item. Full reimbursement will be made if the item is incorrectly sent or not as described. We will either arrange a replacement item or refund to be sent.
What happens if I purchase an item which is out of stock? We work very hard to ensure that this does not happen, however on very rare occasions errors are possible. If this does happen then we will inform you as soon as possible and issue you a full refund and a further incentive to buy from us again.
Do you ship internationally? Yes, we ship to most parts of the world. We also combine orders for discounted shipping so please request a total once you have finished shopping. We recommend that you purchase Royal Mail International Signed For delivery if you require a tracking number. Items sent via Standard Air Mail cannot be tracked unfortunately. Buyers are responsible for any charges imposed by Customs in their country. All parcels will be correctly marked for Customs.
How do I return an item? Please refer to the Returns Policy section and follow the instructions in order to return an item. Items returned without prior contact will not be processed.
Can you send my item to another address? We can only dispatch items to the address you select as your shipping address upon checkout. If you would like you item sent to an alternative address you will need to add the additional address to your account before making the purchase. Once the order has been placed we cannot manually change the address unfortunately.
What payment methods do you accept? Our preferred method of payment is PayPal however we do also accept ..s from UK customers only. For International orders we only accept PayPal. Please refer to the Payments section for more information.
Do all of your prices include VAT? Yes, all prices are inclusive of VAT, you will also receive a VAT receipt with your order.
My item arrived too late, can I return it? We are sorry if your item did not reach you on time. Please note, after we have dispatched your item the actual delivery of the items is not in our control. The delivery of the items is down to Royal Mail so we cannot guarantee the date of the delivery unless you pay for a Next Day delivery. If you no longer require the item please contact us so that we can arrange a return for a full refund. Please be advised the buyer is responsible for all return postage costs.
Can I collect my item? We only allow for collections if the customer has called in advance regarding the collection. Drop-in collections are not permitted. Only when the full price of the product and postage have been paid, will you be able to ask for a collection – this applies for sales too (the postage costs will need to be paid).
Wholesale Job Lots If we are selling an item which states 'colours may vary' or 'assorted colours' (or anything similar) we cannot specify which colour you will receive. Please read the item description carefully or contact us if you require clarification.
The following terms and conditions do not affect your statutory consumer rights.
General
Promotions
Images
FREE UK Shipping
Returns
Delivery and Shipping
Payments
Law and Jurisdiction
Footer Footer Links