Sporton Fish Guide Electronic Fishing \"Computer\" Bill Dance Tackle
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Sporton Fish Guide Electronic Fishing \"Computer\" Bill Dance Tackle:
$8.99
Up for offer:Are you tired of wasting all those hours on the lake, casting and reeling, catching nothing but mosquito bites and seaweed?Then put the power of 1980\'s \"Advanced Microchip Technology\" in your tackle box. So quaint, I can\'t even.Endorsed by Famous Fish Assassin Bill Dance, this portable Fish Guide will predict your targets\' behavior using the power of \"microchips\". Simply put in date, time, barometer, sky condition, wind, and temperature and the display spits out where the fish are, what mood they\'re in, their favorite color, their attitude towards eco-conservation, and even what time they\'ll be looking for that lure of yours. All in beautiful no color liquid crystal display. Charmingly old school, the unit works fine...I\'ll even throw in the battery I tested it with. I tested out the current time and it said my fish victims were feeling spooky and inactive, near the surface, out in the open. I often feel spooky and inactive. Don\'t we all?Look, it can\'t hurt, right? It\'s a product with good intentions. It\'s clunky 80\'s interface is like playing with a Merlin (remember Merlin)? Except Merlin never got you a delicious bass. A perfect gift (gag or otherwise) for your aspiring but not so successful angler. A great conversation piece in the tackle box, and a throwback to the Atari 2600 of fishing. Who needs sonar and fish finders when you\'ve got this to land the big one?Ships to US via Parcel Select and abroad using \'s Global Shipping Program. Paypal Only, please. Thanks for looking and be sure to check out my other eclectic sales. Never know what you might find. Please subscribe to my store, Thundersnows, for more unusual items!
Sporton Fish Guide Electronic Fishing \"Computer\" Bill Dance Tackle:
$8.99