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Yes, this is it! The famous Jack Vale Pooter. And you're just a few clicks away from having your own, Brand New and factory sealed, Pooter on its way to you. As
seen on youtube NBC's Most Outrageous Moments and Ed Bassmaster. Make
the most realistic fart sounds. Prank your friends and family.Don't be fooled by inferior Chinese knockoffs using the term "Same as The Pooter. THEY ARE NOT THE SAME!!! Our Genuine Pooter is Proudly Made and Assembled right here in AMERICA.
You've seen his famous hidden video fart pranks on YouTube and national TV! Now you can own the world's most realistic fart maker...It's THE POOTER by Jack Vale! Let's
face it, fart machines sound fake. Jack Vale's dream was to come up
with a product that sounded like the real thing...and he was successful!
So...in a nutshell, The Pooter is a simple, handheld device that pushes
air out through a small hole and into the palm of your hand, thus
producing the most authentic fart sound known to man! The Pooter
requires NO BATTERIES and conceals in the palm of your hand! Here is the
bottom line: People can't tell the difference between The Pooter and a
real fart! Now go buy a Pooter and prank your friends!Please read our returns policy. We will no longer honor any returns without the original packaging and insert. NO EXCEPTIONS this is part of the product and must be returned with the Pooter. Also incase you didn't read our shipping policy, "We ship within 5 business days". We understand that you are anxious to receive your Pooter and will do our best to expedite your order processing as soon as possible. Thank You and we do appreciate your business.We do not combine shipping costs on our items, however, we will combine orders which qualify to be shipped in the same package.NO APO/FPO Sorry the USPS makes it extremely difficult and time consuming for us to ship this way. We appreciate our service people but apparently the USPS does not.Don't forget to get The Pooter DVD too....RIGHT HERE ON OUR store Get The Pooter DVD Here on
