SIMPSONS - COMICS & STORIES #1 CGC 9.88 PROBABLY WHITE PAGES

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SIMPSONS - COMICS & STORIES #1 CGC 9.88 PROBABLY WHITE PAGES:
$500000.00

ALRIGHT YOU A-HOLES! HERE WE GO....AGAIN:YOU WILL (POSSIBLY) GET THE EXACT BOOK PICTURED!!! THIS WAS THE FIRST ISSUE OF THE SEXUALLY GRAPHIC CARTOON SERIES, FAMILY GUY, WRITTEN BY TOM PETTY WITH FOOT-DRAWN ART BY MUHAMMAD ALI. IT'S ALSO BEEN SIGNED, IN PERSON, BY HOLOCAUST DENIER STAND LING!!!
THIS BOOK IS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND IN CGC 9.88!!! THEY ONLY MADE A FEW HUNDRED MILLION DURING THE HEIGHT OF THE SHOW'S POPULARITY. AND NO ONE BACK THEN WOULD THINK TO KEEP A COPY WELL PRESERVED FOR BOOK'S VALUE IS OFF THE CHARTS!!! AND TOTALLY GUARANTEEDTO HOLD IT'S VALUE AFTER WWIII!!! PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS WANT A MINT COPY OF AN ABSURDLY MASS PRODUCED MODERN BOOK PRICED AT $1700.00....LIKE WHO THE HECK WOULDN'T?!! FORGET GAS! FORGET FOOD! BUY THIS BOOK YOU DUMPY MONGOLOID!!!
CASE IS FREE FROM MAJOR DEFECTS, UNLIKE YOUR FAMILY TREE!!!
U.S. BUYERS ONLY - BECAUSE THEY DESERVE THIS GOUGING. FULL REFUNDS WILL BE ISSUED ONCE ITEM IS RETURNED IN THE SAME CONDITION IN WHICH IT WAS SHIPPED, WHICH IS NOTHING BECAUSE IT DOESN'T EXIST!(USUALLY WITHIN 7-10 BUSINESS DAYS). NO PARTIAL REFUNDS!!!
LOCAL PICKUP IS AVAILABLE!!! BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO SUCK 4 MEATY HOGS TO LEAVE WITH THE ITEM.....5 IF YOU WANT THE CGC CASE TOO!!!PAYPAL AND BABY FORMULA ONLY PLEASE! AND YES, WE COMBINE SHIPPING ON MULTIPLE LOSSES!! BUYER COVERS FULL INSURANCE (IF REQUESTED)!!! GOOD LUCK!!!! MORON!!!
FINE PRINT: THIS IS A NOT AN ACTUAL BOOK. THIS IS A GAG LISTING. AS IN, I LIST AND YOU GAG. IF YOU offer ON OR BUY THIS sale "ITEM", YOU UNDERSTAND THAT NO PHYSICAL BOOK WILL BE SHIPPED. BUT YOU WILL GET A PRINTOUT OF THE BOOK (PICTURED) GLUED TO AN ACID FREEFOAM-COREBOARD TO ENTERTAIN YOUR FRIEND(S) WITH.(THIS PRINTOUT PARODY WAS CREATED BY ME AND IS THE ACTUAL ITEM YOU ARE PURCHASING.)
STAY TUNED - T-SHIRTS ON THE WAY!!!