⚔️SPAWN #1 ULTRA SEXY NEWSSTAND EDITION CGC 9.8 SS SIGNED BY TOFF MACHARDIN' 🤯

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⚔️SPAWN #1 ULTRA SEXY NEWSSTAND EDITION CGC 9.8 SS SIGNED BY TOFF MACHARDIN' 🤯:
$500000.00

HELLO buyers AND BUYERS!

YOU GET THE EXACTBOOK PICTURED!!! IT ISSIGNED BY CREATOR TOFFMACHARDIN!!! THIS ISTHE ULTIMATENEWSSTAND EDITION!!! ITHAS 80% MOREBARCODE!!! THESEWERE PRODUCED IN AVERY VERY VERY LIMITEDNUMBER BECAUSENORMALPEOPLE REALIZED COMICSHOPS WERE A BETTERPLACE TO ENJOY COMICBOOKS AND BARCODESARE DISGUSTING TO LOOKAT. BUT YOU'RE A MORONSO BUY IT!!!

CASE IS FREE FROMMAJOR CRACKS AND/ORSCRATCHES. CASE ISALSO FREE OF VALUE.BECAUSE BARCODEDNEWSSTAND EDITIONSARE TRASH.

U.S. BUYERS ONLY - IFYOU LIVE OUTSIDE THEU.S., YOU ARE PROBABLYNORMAL AND WOULD NOTWASTE A DIME ON THISNONSENSE.

FULL REFUNDS WILL BEISSUED ONCE ITEM ISRETURNED IN THE SAMECONDITION IN WHICH ITWAS SHIPPED, WHICH ISNOTHING BECAUSE ITDOESN'T EXIST! (USUALLYWITHIN 7-10 BUSINESSDAYS).

NO PARTIALREFUNDS!!!

LOCAL PICKUP ISAVAILABLE!!! JUST GODIRECTLY TO YOURNEARESTWASTE RECEPTACLE ANDTHROW YOURSELF IN.

PAYPAL AND MAGICBEANS ONLY PLEASE!AND YES, WE COMBINESHIPPING ON MULTIPLELOSSES!! BUYER COVERSFULL INSURANCE (IFREQUESTED)!!! GOOD LUCK!!! MORON!!!!FINE PRINT: THIS IS A NOT AN ACTUAL BOOK. THIS IS A GAG LISTING. AS IN, I LIST AND YOU GAG. IF YOU offer ON OR BUY THIS sale "ITEM", YOU UNDERSTAND THAT NO PHYSICAL BOOK WILL BE SHIPPED. BUT YOU WILL GET A PRINTOUT OF THE BOOK (PICTURED) GLUED TO AN ACID FREEFOAM-COREBOARD TO ENTERTAIN YOUR FRIEND(S) WITH.(THIS PRINTOUT PARODY WAS CREATED BY ME AND IS THE ACTUAL ITEM YOU ARE PURCHASING.)
STAY TUNED - T-SHIRTS ON THE WAY!!! (MAYBE)